Katy on how she decided to dye her hair ‘slime green’.

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shertockhotmes:

frecklestherobot:

the-sherlocked-avatar:

joolabee:


You’ll have to go down, they want the story. 

#Have you ever looked this way at the woman you married you idiot


#Yes

Stop pretending John isn’t in love with Mary!

MARY DID THE SAME THING FOR JOHN AS SHERLOCK DID: BROUGHT HIM OUT OF HIS POST-TRAUMATIC DEPRESSION. HE LOVES HER EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS HE LOVES SHERLOCK. Just in a different way because she will actually bang him.

shertockhotmes:

frecklestherobot:

the-sherlocked-avatar:

joolabee:

You’ll have to go down, they want the story. 

#Yes

Stop pretending John isn’t in love with Mary!

MARY DID THE SAME THING FOR JOHN AS SHERLOCK DID: BROUGHT HIM OUT OF HIS POST-TRAUMATIC DEPRESSION. HE LOVES HER EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS HE LOVES SHERLOCK. Just in a different way because she will actually bang him.

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It’s been two years.

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lordofthejohnlock:

tomhazeldine:

"I’ve done my share of period stuff. I’m not sure why, but people say I have a period face."- Tom Hiddleston

more like a good face, period.

lordofthejohnlock:

tomhazeldine:

"I’ve done my share of period stuff. I’m not sure why, but people say I have a period face."- Tom Hiddleston

more like a good face, period.

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I will not fight you, brother!

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- Don’t mess with the integrity of the…. Blerghhhhh blarrrhhh
- Crime scene!

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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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